Kindest readers: I have been promised that the items below will relieve me of this unwelcome second-week-of-October cold. Remedy is to commence in five minutes.
Further: I have eaten nothing today other than tomato soup and a handful of Cheez-Its.
Therefore, if you would be so kind as to disregard any textual transmissions which may be influenced by medicinal Jameson’s this evening, we here at Carolina Gypsy would be most grateful. We appreciate your forbearance and understanding in this potentially awkward situation.
To wit: there may be drunk texting. I apologize in advance.