Attention Universe, in case you are paying attention*, my birthday is in less than six weeks.** I have decided I would like to be a Bond Girl.***
Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
* If you have been paying attention for any length of time, I must also now retract my crush on Javier Bardem.
** This had better be good to make up for my sucky summer and busted knee.
***I would also settle for being Adele.